Titanic & Windows

When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where
Saint Peter showed him to his house; a beautiful
20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court.
Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months
enjoying the amenities of Heaven.

One day, he was enjoying one of Heaven’s many fine
parks, when he ran into a man dressed in a fine
tailored suit.

“That is a nice suit, my friend,” said Gates.
“Where did you get it?”

“Actually,” the man replied, “I was given a hundred
of these when I got here. I’ve been treated really
well. I got a mansion on a hill overlooking a
beautiful hill, with a huge five-hundred acre estate,
a golf course, and three Rolls Royce’s.”

“Were you a Pope, or a doctor healing the sick?”
asked Gates.

“No,” said his new friend, “Actually, I was the
captain of the Titanic.”

Hearing this made Gates so angry that he immediately
stalked off to find St. Peter.

Cornering Peter, he told him about the man he had
just met, saying, “How could you give me a paltry new
house, while you’re showering new cars, a mansion, and
fine suits on the Captain of the Titanic? I invented
the Windows operating system! Why does he deserve

“Yes, but we use Windows,” replied Peter, “and the
Titanic only went down once.”



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