Improper Language Usage

Memo interno escrito por el Gerente General de una Compa????multinacional de capitales norteamericanos en eaccion a la cultura existente dentro de su filial en Argentina.

From : General Manager

To: All spanish speaking staff

Subject: Improper Language Usage

It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our
establishment in Buenos Aires that offensive language is commonly used by
our spanish speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our
policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff.
All personnel will inmmediately adhere to the following rules :

1.. Words like carajo, la puta madre or me da por el quinto forro and
other such expessions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or
dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
2.. You will not say la cag?en someone makes a mistake, or la esta
cagando if you see somebody being reprimended, or que cagada when a major
mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb cagar are
utterly innapropiate and unacceptable in our environment.
3.. No project manager, section head or administrator under any
circunstances will be referred to as hijo de mil putas, guanaco, mal
parido, es una mierda or es una bosta.
4.. Lack of determination will not be referred as falta de huevos not
will persons who lack initiative be referred to as cagon de mierda,
pelotudo or
boludo.
5.. Unusual or creatives ideas offered by the management are not to be
referred to as pajas mentales or forradas.
6.. Do not say como hincha las pelotas if a person is persistent, cago
la fruta if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Further
more,
you must not say cagamos (refer to item 2) when a matter become
excessively
complicated.
7.. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say andate al
carajo not you should ever substitute May I help you ? with Que carajo
queres ?.
8.. Under no circumstances should you ever call our older industrial
partners viejos chotos.
9.. Last but no means least, after reading this note please don’t say me
limpio el culo con ella. Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.

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